I Was Playing Baseball When...

The other day me, my friend Alex and my friend Rob went to a park to play a nicew sportfull game of baseball. When we got there there was a bunch of gangsters hogging the baseball field. So after 10 minutes we agreed to go and ask to see if we can play with them. They asked us a bunch of questions, holy shit if you need players don't ask fucking questions. Hey are you good, are you fast, can you catch, can you hit? It only takes a genius to figure out that, that is the simple formula to play baseball. In addition you need a glove and bat, I'm really shocked they didn't ask for this either. Shut the fuck up and lets play some baseball.

Fucking Dominican bastereds if you need people, don't ask homosexual questions. During the game I struke out so I could make them feel they are better then me. Next time I am up the count is 3-2, a full count. One prick says, "hey I thought you said you were good". Heres comes the pitch, the swing, contact made, its going, going, going, gone. A 2 run homerun. Put that in your pipe and smoke it asshole. If you're going to bitch and complain on how a person plays you will never make it in the world you dumb motherfuckers. Theres a reason for Free Agency, for cocky basterds such as yourself who no one wants to work with.

Now I'm going to go completly off topic here, fuck every basterd in the world who believes they're better then me, you're not face it bitches. Ok that was fun, but anyway, DON'T FUCKING ASK QUESTIONS BECASUE IT PROVES THAT YOU SUCK!!! Do I ask complex questions, no! If I can't do something I simpley ask the basic question. For those bastereds to earn my respect they could have just asked, can you play baseball? A few years ago when me and my cousin Dan were diving head first into HTML, I had no fucking clue what to do! So I asked basic questions followed up by a basic answer. Now I can do more stuff in HTML then ever before, becasue of a BASIC QUESTION! Thast why I hate school, they not only ask to complex questions but the ask to many questions. A basic questions for them to ask would be, who won the Civil War? Instead of, how many battles did the Confederates lose? Speaking of Confederates, I've been seeing a lot of those rebel flags around lately.

Do these "rebels" think they're hardcore becasue of a fucking flag. Want to be truely rebelious, put a giant swastika flag up and every hour have a radio blast Heil Hitler. Or maybe even pay $35 a year to become a klans{wo}man. Also fuck thoses fucking faggots. You should not be getting married anywhere. You should all die, god I hate gay people. ATTENTION PEOPLE, KILL ALL GAY PEOPLE, YOU MIGHT BE AS COOL AS ME ONE DAY!!!

Wow, wasen't that amazing. E-mail me at itotallyrule@gmail.com

Peace Out!